This is important
hahaha son this bread is huge
lifes too short to pretend to hate pop music
sO my friend’s dog died and she lives in new york city and so she had to take it to the vet by the subway and she put the dead dog in the suitcase on the subway and it was a pretty big dog and some dude saw that she was struggling with the suitcase so he asked if she needed help with it and he said do you mind me asking what’s in it and she didnt want to say a dead dog so shE SAID IT WAS A BUNCH OF LAPTOPS SO HE TOOK THE SUITCASE AND RAN AND I JUST
ITS A DOCUMENTARY
I’ve always been told not to give in to peer pressure but I’ve never been told not to pressure my peers and I think that shows how dysfunctional society is
real life plot hole found
why is it called “coming out of the closet”? what were u doing in the closet anyway??
not to be racist but my best friend is gay and i do not think she would appreciate that comment.
since when is homosexuality a race
She said she wasn’t being racist do you even read
soulmate AU where you wake up on your 18th birthday with the first words your soulmate will say to you tattooed on your body so you’ll know them when you meet them
admittedly, there are a few bugs in the system
you’re telling me a chicken fried this rice?
If I had the chance to race Godzilla on four-wheelers you wouldn’t be able to fucking stop me.
talking to people about my obsessions pretending im just a casual fan